From the Wood to the Desert and Back Again, Comically

A wandering bear in the 100 acre wood
wanted to find a job if he could.

So buy a ticket to a plane
did the bear who’s been through
sleet, snow and rain.

Oh me oh my this ticket he buys is going to AZ.
A place with weather the bear had never
experienced you see.

The weather was hot, so very hot, it was summer in AZ.
So hot was the bear
that he shaved off his hair
and went looking for jobs in the mall.

Alas the bear could not find a job
until he saw a store with a mob.
Hot Topic it was called.

So into Hot Topic the bear went
and was very surprised to find that his good friend
Piglet had already gotten the job.

So sad the bear who had no hair
had to go home without a job.
But he didn’t have to buy ticket you see.

Because the girl in the store
did not like his galore
of casual clothes you see.

So up went her leg and her combat boot
kicked him right in the putoot
all the way back to the 100 acre wood.

Now in the skies above the 100 acre wood,
then plummeting down into the wood.
Glad he was that he landed in grass
and not landing in AZ
or a cactus would be up his a**.

So sad Pooh Bear was.